Doesn't she mean " YOU ARE so lucky... I'm giving y'all the ugly cry." You know she thinks she's a gift from God to all the lowly people of earth.

Stunning! She's having such a moment right now, and I love it. I know not everyone likes her show (I do, with a few caveats), but she's an unabashedly smart, funny, talented WOC who's killing it all over the place and (seemingly) enjoying the hell out of it.

About Cameron Diaz comment, being sexually attracted to and appreciating beauty are two different things. I think that probably all women can like other women's beauty, I'm not sure all women have felt sexual attraction to other women.

Working 16 hour shifts.... all week.....for days on end
LET THE WOMAN HAVE A NICE HAIRCUT WITHOUT RIDICULE!

This comment wins. Your reward is all my affection and a Goatse poster (just because).

Huh. This article didn't end up being about what I expected. I thought you'd point out the millions of low-income women who have to work two or three jobs just to pay the rent—on top of caring for children, going to school, etc.

Also! I occasionally eat just a little paper thin slice of butter off the stick. WHAT. I bet some of you know what i'm talking about.

"I think it's different when you have an office job because it's routine and you know you can do all the stuff in the morning, and then you come home in the evening," she said. "When you're shooting a movie, they're like, 'We need you to go to Wisconsin for two weeks,' and then you work 14 hours a day, and that…

Personally, I prefer to find my enlightenment at the bottom of a bucket of Ben and Jerry ice cream liberally sprinkled with cognac.

Itchy palate is the root cause of my case of Bitchy Resting Face.

Yes! For me, it's the itchy palate paired with the inner ear itches. I look ridiculous trying to satisfy those itches, I know it. The pills and sinus rinse address it, but not all the way.

If someone could invent a miracle drug that actually deals with the hella itchy palate, that would be a delight. Until then, I'll be wearing some kind of sad face mask, and scratching my mouth with a toothbrush in shame.

Can I be crazy and ask this question—why are we fixated on the forgiveness aspect of this story? She left her baby in a public place where she would be found because she (a rape victim) did not trust her parents enough with the truth. The baby was adopted by loving people who raised her to be the kind of woman who, by…

I think before Monday when no one knew anything about her mother, a lot of the comments (from total shitstains who felt the need to be shitty all over this woman's plea for help) were along the lines of assuming she was a drug addict or something. I mean, this story should also be a good reminder for why you…

And the next time he has sex, he will be wearing not one, not two, not three, not four, but five condoms.

Throwing a gender-reveal party for a baby penguin sounds like something Leslie Knope would do. In the absolute best way possible.

Dude, can you imagine how emo the next Coldplay album will be. I mean they are all kind of melancholy, but this will be a super angst fest.

IT WAS ALL YELLOW

I'm curious what unconscious uncoupling looks like.

A random gif like that? :)