I say this with all the love I have for this family (read: lots and lots), but look at her sister, her mom, and her grandma. This is not disdain for a family vacation. This is hereditary RBF.

There has probably never been a moment of Michelle Bryom's life where she wasn't victimized—either by a family member she should have been able to trust or by the system that should have been there to protect her.

So you have a woman who's abused by one man growing up, then by another man she married, and then finally gets exonerating evidence excluded on a technicality by yet another man, who then sentences her to death.

totally stealing the term Little Seaweed.

"Help!"

Kanye's an IRL vampire.

I tend to go for the mundane explanation: There are 300 million of us. The only countries with anywhere near as many English speakers are India and Pakistan, and internet access isn't as broadly available there. Add in that many of us are descended from people who left their homelands due to one form of oppression or…

Look I really don't care how you choose to live your life. Do Porn if being a porn star makes you happy. However dont throw it in my face how you want privacy and not to be known as a porn star, then proceed to do national interviews and talk about how it is amazing for your career.

However, it is true that Belle has been receiving death and rape threats ever since her peers found out about her job.

On the bright side, this will make not showing up for holiday dinners much more understandable.

Former barista here: No. We hate it when you do this because we genuinely want to get your order right and avoid getting yelled at by you and/or our managers. When you say "large coffee with cream," we can be REASONABLY sure that you mean a grande Pike Roast with regular old cream, but there is no way of being certain…

"I'm coming out! I want the world to know! I gotta.."

Is it okay just to say how much admires Professor Hill? Her coolness, her self-possession under pressure, her elegant logic......she's one of my heroes.

If she wants to actually work out, she probably shouldn't be going to Planet Fitness anyway.

Microwaves are actually the most energy-efficient method of cooking food, so the less frequently you choose it over other methods, the more you're destroying the Earth.

I don't know. Once I had a kid, the microwave became an essential: heating up water to warm bottles, heating up baby food, heating up chicken nuggets when the child is screaming for food rightnowandnotasinglesecondlonger...I never had one until I had a kid, but now I can't imagine living without one.

A microwave is a subpar version of the toaster oven.

I didn't read it that your partner will always cheat on you. I took it to mean that you will be cheated on in life. There will be one point in your lifetime where you will experience it, not necessarily in your current relationship. You can't continue to be bitter about it, it happened. Move on.

YES. Dancing Walken is everything.