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He's a pompous, disrespectful blowhard who countenances spying and bullies guests. She a racist shit-stirrer who thinks she's advancing feminism by trolling and throwing other women she doesn't like under the bus, and then asking for dudebro points for being so "edgy" and "an equal opportunity offender". So I come…

Step two is to out-earn him, stripping away from him the only thing he knows how to feel good for because the culture has totally poisoned his idea of self-esteem and that is your job to tiptoe around forever and never trigger at great personal cost to yourself.

I've had a small crush on Cary Elwes ever since I saw this movie and still do. Just hearing "As you wish" gets me all giddy

Callie, I'm really disappointed that L.C. didn't actually shave her head. Like super disappointed. I might have to leave work early.

This is the best comment on this article. Thank you.

"22" in particular is my jam. It brings me back to college.

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Here's a secret: Any dress is a wedding dress if you get married in it. Boom. Take that wedding industry! That's how I only spent $30 (in 1990) for my wedding outfit: By not giving a shit about labels. My friend recently spent about $150 for her wedding dress the same way. And she looked gorgeous and was super…

On the one hand, he looks exactly like I did last time I had pinkeye.

See, this would make me wake up angry every day. What's the point in smelling delicious bacon when in all probability there is no bacon forthcoming?

I adore Grace Kelly but you could not pay me to see this. I am fairly secure in the knowledge that at NO TIME during this movie will I be able to forget that I am watching Nicole Kidman attempt to act like Grace Kelly. She looks and sounds nothing like her. No. Just no.

My sister just texted me "Hi darl, thinking of your face," so thanks for this. Thanks very very much.

You are so onto something. The world needs a MoApp.

You laugh now, but then Facebook will go ahead and buy it for dicktillion dollars. And then the brogrammers who brogrammed it will invest all of their money in axe body spray.

He is literally wearing everything from Your Grandfather's Closet™ and still manages to like sex.

Can I just say that I love Trophy Wife? I was really surprised by how funny it is and how well-rounded the main characters are.

A snow day in fucking college?

So these are college students, right? As in adult college students who can choose to either brave the cold and get to class or skip and stay warm and cozy in bed. Not high school kids or kindergarteners? Because that's a lot of whining. That's the fun of college: you could choose whether or not you went to class.