Maybe the theme of the wedding was actually "groan sexy."

I have an irrational hatred of her. I realize it's irrational, but it is what it is.

"Man Plots To Make His Daughter Cry 800 Times."

Pffft My kid wouldn't been in university at 12 if there was a WoW scholarship.

Oh good, just what we needed: another reason for parents to act like ridiculous, overbearing assholes at their kids' games.

I was really hoping there would be photo illustrations of the various hairstyles.

When in the entire history of the Grammys have they ever been classy?

Lana Del Rey covering a classic Disney song? In her bored/nasally voice?

I'm no fan of T-Swift, but I actually felt kind of bad for her here. I think she was just on edge, and jumped the gun at the "R" sound. It's an honest mistake. She recovered really well, too, unlike the 2 dudes she's with.

Thank you for that final sentence, uggh Madonna go away.

I think my favorite part of the whole thing is the ENORMOUS smiles on everyone's faces. They're all like, "Can you fucking BELIEVE we are here? WITH STEVIE WONDER?!?!? This is so massively FANTASTIC"

Love them all apart and together. This made for a grand living room dance party.

My new goal in life is to find a way to marry his voice. *swoon*

If you don't respect nature and can't safely handle a firearm stay out of the woods wannabe hunters.

Yes, honestly, even though it's laid out so pragmatically here, the whole thing sounds depressing as hell to me. It's one thing if you want to bone someone and then have them scram, but in this case, if we're to believe him, these are guys who are being nice and considerate and caring and "intimate" with you; "dream…

I think it matters what one's expectations are.

Sweaty underboob is pretty damn sucky.

I have giant boobs. I get boob sweat. My best friend has little boobs. She gets boob sweat. I didn't think that boob sweat was a fat lady thing. I just thought it was an "I live in the South and God made it so hot to punish us for continually using God as a way to continually keep people down that aren't white dudes…

I actually really enjoyed this piece, in part because I like it when my misconceptions are so expertly parried and dashed upon the ground. Where I would normally think of a professional escort, male or female, as being more beauty than brains, it's quite clear that Vin (and, by extension, other high end escorts) have…

Look people, you cannot be pro-choice and pro-life at the same time. If you, personally, believe abortion is wrong and is murder but you think the choice of whether to have an abortion should be protected and left to individuals, YOU ARE PRO-CHOICE.