We know how those people love brown shirts...

FUCK THE CARDINALS. FUCK ST. LOUIS. FUCK MISSOURI. FUCK THE VAST MAJORITY OF TGE MIDWEST. That is all.

No, you’re ignorant, that’s ignorant...

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

WALL STREET KID

Vin Scully, sitting in a ballpark built with federal dollars, with a Medicare card in his wallet and a social security check in his bank account, who drove to the stadium on public roads managed by public servants, hates socialism.

LET THEM ALL FREE! THEY SHALL BE THE VANGUARD OF THE GLORIOUS REVOLUTION TO COME! TAKE CONTROL! TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR CITY!

Im glad you’re going under, if only BC I’m still in the greys. BURN IT ALL DOWN!!!

The Scene at GMG HQ:

So, when Hamilton Nolan gets fired from Gawker for being too real, can you guys rehire him to write a posts that seem to be about soccer but are really just broadsides against the rapaciousness of capitalists?

And thank God we did, the Olympics suck.

So voting Trump will keep the World Cup away?

Larry the Cable Guy

NO MORE REMAKES! Can we just give them their own heist movie, without need for a remake?

BREAKING: Heres Delladova’s response, via SI.com:

Fuck that shit, STRIKE BABY STRIKE! Now I’ll have a reason to give a shit about soccer

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

What has been hit over the fence may never be hit again.

UNACCEPTABLE THERE SHALL BE NO JOKES.

#ThanksObama