Really tall teens are wierd. 6'9" and your playing Pokemon? A teenage brain in a man body? It’s a goddamned horror movie.

Lindsey Vonn’s Entrance Music

Boy, that list is a murders row of some of the greasiest shit stains in America today.

Jesus, this is terrible. I will say that, considering well all die, at least she died:

That’s because 1/3rd of American adults are PUSSIES BRO, AMIRITE?

My wife doesn’t refrigerate peanut butter. I should beat her,r right? I asked before on Jezebel and everyone got all butt hurt.

Haven’t even finished and I feel it necessary to say FUCK YOU BRO. EASY E IS A HALL OF FAMER, IF ONLY FOR MAKING TOM BRADY CHOKE DOWN TWO HEAPING MOUTHFULS OF CORNY SHIT. HES MY MOUTHBREATHING GOOBER, GODDAMNIT. YOU LIVE THROUGH DAVE BROWN AND KENT GRAHAM AND SAY OTHERWISE, YOU GREASY FUCK.

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The fourth DNC playlist, entitled simply “TPP,” has only one song:

Nor can he defend in the post.

Sounds like Democrats talking about TPP.

Here’s one for the neoliberalism, the Conservatives, the centrists, the free traders, police staters, and the rest of you greasy fucking capitalists:

And it only takes a minute, girl, to fall in love, let’s fall in love...

Dear Coloradoans,

Youve just explained the political careers of Ben Carson, Herman Cain, JC Watts, Armstrong Williams...

And now, were thrilled to announce the first members of the 2016/2017 NBA Zika-Related Disabled List:

Johnny Manziel is a sovereign citizen, and will only adhere to county laws enforced by a duly appointed and sworn sheriff. Everything you know about law means nothing. Youve wasted your life. Let’s make Johnny great again.

Ya we all are. It’s kinja comments.

Nope. The middle of the country sucks. As do their teams.