Fuck Peter Theil, Fuck Mother Jones and those other assholes for backing Theil up, LONG LIVE DEADSPIN, LONG LIVE GAWKER, I ALSO ENJOY JEZEBEL AND GIZMODO.

Am I missing smthn beyond the condoms? He wants condoms. He’s being safe. Bravo, Luda.

“Your teen body looks great”

Its fuckin PROFESSIONAL SOCCER - IN THE US. Settle the fuck down over there.

She has the classic Jewfro, it was my understanding that the Jews and Blacks were supposed to be cool, and of course she pulled the picture out -she’s looking alright.

I knew I had been indulging too much when my cocaine dealer noticed I lost weight.

We should shoot those dogs in the street like dogs. And then we’ll fix the canine problem. #Trump2016

They both look like current members of Congress... Can’t figure out which ones

Dip Set.

You smug fuck.

WHO IS DEMI LOVATO!?

AJ Styles got screwed

Thank God he’s OK, so they can now turn this into an awesome angle.

Fuck you, you Philly Animals. Go puke on a baby. #LETSGOMETS

Can’t wait for the video of him yelling at his son the same way he yelled at Baltimore protesters

Can’t wait for the Obama’s put her Majesty through a table and cut a sick promo. EC Dub! EC Dub!

Fallin to the GMen at 10, baby!

Tax Man: The unpopular follow up to 1989's Party Man.

Can’t wait to see the late night infomercial...