It’s the other people not wearing their masks you have to worry about.

As I like to point out to ASOIAF fans, because I’m a dick: Robert Jordan fucking died and still finished his epic fantasy series faster than George R.R. Martin.

WoT is always going to be a tough sell. Among other things, it relies way more on worldbuilding and magic and the like in order to understand its story (especially in comparison to GoT). I imagine the best thing it has going for it is the fact that everyone (audiences and studios) is looking for the next GoT, and a…

I feel like Problem Areas was at its best when it wasn't trying to be funny. I actually miss Patriot Act more.

I’m skeptical. The world has changed a lot since he left The Daily Show and it isn’t clear if Jon Stewart has evolved to meet that challenge.

Why does every article have to have a “I’ve never even heard of this person/topic” comment, and who the fuck is still upvoting them?

I was going to say the very low tech and still very MCU-influenced Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3 turned out a lot better as well and had a lot of real banger DLC characters.

Correction: Ever using Twitter. Period.

Just. Don’t. Tweet. That’s the main lesson here. There is literally no upside to using Twitter in 2021.

Just remember... Doctor Oz wasn't disqualified at any point....

Baffling to me that Jennings nixed himself out of the running (and rightfully so, in my opinion) but Richards/Bialik, with all their obvious baggage, were not. Bialik’s trash is out there for the world to see and Richards’ required only a cursory amount of investigative work.

Alternate choice: forget “gaming” chairs, just buy a good chair.

Alternate choice: forget “gaming” chairs, just buy a good chair.

Me too. If not for that procedure, I’d be a childless widower right now.

It’s kinda weird that Disney keeps having trouble finding the right projects for The Muppets when the answer is simple: everything. The Muppets are right for every project out there.

The suggestion was not a Muppet, but the Muppets. All. Of. Them. Let’s have a different Muppet for each showing. Sure, some of them may be controversial, but it’ll be a moving target (some are literally flying out of a canon). Might as well throw in the cast of The Fraggles. And The Dark Crystal cast sure need the…

She wasn’t asked that, so it’s very dishonest of you to create a hypothetical where she was, frankly.

Though she’d definitely have one less detractor in me if C-sections weren’t a thing and the children coming from them died.
Because I’d be a dead infant and thus unable to speak against her. My depression may be such that I often wish I was never born, but certainly not for the benefit of a POS like that.

Everyone’s ignoring the obvious host solution. The same ideal host for the Academy Awards.

It was a dumb position, but it seems like she changed her mind years ago, and she isn’t being hired as a doctor.

As the father of a child born via c-section, I almost punched my computer when I saw that.