Maybe JK should go back to writing about where wizards poop

Same thing they do when restaurants are open, I imagine - spend 95% of their time networking and angling for their next position, 4% of their time telling other people to make the company work better, and 1% of their time throwing out wild blue-sky business model ideas with no basis in the reality of the marketplace.

“they will be receiving retention bonuses for their loyalty.”

That’s not surprising. his dad is The Blob, his stepmother is the Mummy, and his brother looks like a special-needs vampire. it’s a whole family of monsters, really.

Who the hell thinks it’s an achievement to kill a fucking sheep? They just stand there.

It was a great game ruined by poor marketing trying to take on Overwatch and association with randy “i only watch child porn for the magic tricks” pitchford.

but the core of it was just a weak, safe story about mostly safely bland characters and taking the promise of a new galaxy to explore and making there already be various sorts of people wherever you’re going.

Do any of the mods make the tons of fetch quests worth doing, or have any kind of written narrative attached to them at all?

Yeah this sucks. Come at me.

Most local theaters are pretty cruddy. (Not all.) AMC is anodyne, but they usually maintain a level of professionalism in the audience experience that a lot of local theaters never even tried to match. And that’s the central mission of movie theaters, because they’re not the product, they’re the place you can see the…

AMC isn’t any more “shitty” than any other chain and whether you like them or not there are vast swaths of the country that are dependent on them to have any kind of theater at all.  

She showed up. That counts.

omg, it’s just milkshake duck trying to revitalize his image. stay canceled, you proto-foie gras

What’s that masked menace doing there? I want that wallcrawler arrested immediately!

Why just Tuesday?

I will hunt a mother fucker down if they even think of messing with this guy! As a child of color I grew up in shit neighborhood with a shit school system that was just passing me on through the grades. I was in the 3rd grade and I could not read. His show, was the one thing that made me want to learn to read.

In this particular case, I will take his word for it.

Yeah, it’s not about them liking or supporting the police, it is about hating Black and other people of color enough to be all for police violence against us. They never think about their turn coming up soon.

Relevant:

You’ve made the grave error of assuming that these brain-dead idiots actually know or understand the origins of the terminology they co-opted