Spring time for Quibi.

“Please don’t do any positive word-of-mouth publicity on our behalf, thanks. We’re trying very hard to hide that our network is actually a very complex Producers-style scheme to tank as quickly as possible, as part of some billion dollar-level money laundering activities.”

... God I want a new Star Wars RPG.

Yah, if you can splurge on bullshit with your stimulus check, then you prolly have enough money to splurge on bullshit even if you don’t get it.

Yah, if you can splurge on bullshit with your stimulus check, then you prolly have enough money to splurge on…

This whole thing screams of ignorant tone deafness in the face of the fact that for a lot of people this check will primarily be used on bills, rent, and groceries

This whole thing screams of ignorant tone deafness in the face of the fact that for a lot of people this check will…

I was going to buy ad space on a town deaf article but from a glance around this page it looks like it's already been sold

I was going to buy ad space on a town deaf article but from a glance around this page it looks like it's already…

I’m hanging onto mine for dear life. Nobody knows how long this will go for. There’s talks of recurring stimulus payments, but I gotta plan for the worst. Even if they come through, I’ll be hanging onto those as well and only spending what I have to on food, rent and utilities. That being said, I’m in a pretty sweet…

I’m hanging onto mine for dear life. Nobody knows how long this will go for. There’s talks of recurring stimulus…

It’s because it was great. Despite all the Star Wars fans who clearly just had an emotional reaction to being slightly challenged and are desperately trying to invent an objective reason for it.

Wow it's almost like Fallout 76 is a broken piece of shit and people shouldn't play it

“My little house I’ve had for 240 levels and 1100 hours, everything I’ve known and loved for the year I’ve played this game, may now cease to exist.

“The offical AV Club party line is that The Last Jedi was an amazing movie that revitalized the Star Wars franchise,”

Indeed. The people who hate TLJ seem to think they represent majority opinion for some reason. Presumably because they all hang out together?

Contrarian as opposed to who? The Last Jedi had a 91% RT rating.

Libertarian wasn’t thinking about the consequences of all that gun culture when he was campaigning for every jackass in the land to live like that: treating them like toys, firing them at other people and animals for fun, no safety measures at all, mixing them with drugs and alcohol, and giving them to anyone who…

I don’t think anyone is going to read it that way. There’s literally no reason McHale would give a quote about that, speaking for someone else mentioned in the same sentence, and that’s a common way to lead into a quote anyway.

“This sketch is basically just one joke, repeated over and over.”

OK Boomer

Let them register their ships stateside and pay taxes and then we’ll look into giving them assistance in a year or two.

Some folks do not know about journals. Jalopnik’s reach can spread good info.

Classic example of “I’m rich because I’m smart, and I’m smart because I’m rich” phenomenon.