As a recent transplant living in KC, it astounds me how much people locally are enamored with this guy. Ignoring the obvious issues presented in this article, from a baseball perspective he lucks into 2 good seasons surrounded by decades of mediocrity and suddenly he’s a baseball genius...

Actually, this is a myth: https://www.seriouseats.com/2013/06/the-food-lab-7-old-wives-tales-about-cooking-steak.html 

Buy a thermometer. There is no excuse. Each cut of meat is different and the only surefire way to tell is a thermometer.

I was hot to make an open-world Usagi Yojimbo game.

Especially when compared with the other guys Bethesda trotted out before him...

I’m guessing the “cool” stat is just another name for Charisma, right?

This is exactly right. There’s a slight “el” at the end of “Yanny” that you can eventually key in on.

The barbecue is without peer.

It’s a gorgeous map but I’m not sure I know anyone who plays either of those two game modes. 

They removed the ability to purchase gameplay-affecting things. Now you can only buy cosmetics.

“Where did all the single-player games go?”
“Are single-player games dead?”

$0.13 below its lowest price ever!

Game of the Century:

I definitely remember #2 and thinking they did a pretty fantastic job keeping the game alive there.

I’m not sure how Dragon Age got this so right while Mass Effect: Andromeda got it so wrong (strike team missions).

I think he’s just holding his nostrils open and inhaling loudly? The straps that it kinda looks like he’s sniffing are used to help him maintain his grip on the bar.

102. Getting hit by a Zamboni.

That stick by Carpe was probably one of the top 2 or 3 Overwatch plays I’ve ever seen. The Zarya jumping by South Korea in the World Cup may be the only one better.

“Deadspin, please stop pushing [insert thing I don’t like]. People who want to see sick [insert thing I don’t like] highlights don’t come to Deadspin to see them.”