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Wasn’t Romney’s father born in Mexico??

well the narrator once alluded to michael loving jane “until the day he dies” so I think it’s gonna happen.

Ours wants to bang his own daughter.

And we are already off to a FLYING start.

There is absolutely no reason why it had to happen immediately after they have sex on screen for the first time.

From the religious leader who doesn’t like her girlfriend...

There is absolutely no reason why it had to happen immediately after they have sex on screen for the first time.

Good for you then. May you and yours never be forced into making that life and death situation. Enjoy your priviledged, judgmental perch.

I think it is swell how the folks who support these deportations are also the ones who tell me all of our country’s problems are because of the degradation of the “family” unit. Neat.

Spade is a derogatory term for a black person. It’s a bit old-timey, so it falls under the radar when people use it sometimes. This person was being a racist dumbshit.

Um...but I mean...as I’m given to understand it, this is entirely correct from a theological perspective, right? I mean, the big difference between Islam and Christianity is that Muslims believe Jesus to have been a divinely inspired prophet and not a divinely incarnated being, and that his words were supplemented and

How will the men folk know if another man has staked claim in her if she covers her ring finger with gloves?!

Depending on the exact wording of the mandate, there are ways around this. You could just show up with a shawl wrapped around your head Russian baba-style, or wear a festive turban (so Norma Desmond!) or even just roll up in a big furry hoodie. So stylish! Thanks for inspiring some millinery creativity, producer

Man, let me just tell you, from the outside the entirety of the rest of the world thinks you Americans are really fucking stupid when it comes to guns & lack of controls.

I just learned about a fun loophole in gun control rules that explains the increase in man power: in some states, if the background check takes longer than 3 days to complete, the buyer gets the gun regardless of what the ultimate findings are.

Oh dear.

Yeah. I’m ten years younger than this lady, and the very idea of spending that much time with a 23-yr-old dude [who reads The Secret, ffs) is just uuuuuggggh. And one who writes “anywho” instead of the PROPER, CORRECT “anyhoo”? Helllll no.

YES!! When they ride the lie to the end, it really does make you doubt yourself. Because when you love someone and think you’re having an authentic relationship, it never dawns on you that someone you care for so deeply could be so deceitful.

I sincerely believe it’s got nothing to do with how smart you are. I just had no experience dealing with pathological liars, and no frame of reference for this behavior. I thought how it goes is, you lie, you feel guilty, someone finds evidence of your deceit and confronts you, you cave immediately and start