Heyoo ungrey me please! Sorry you’re leaving but good luck etc - it’s been a treat reading your work here.

I’ve always found I have sex for muuuch longer with women - I guess because there’s no logistical reasons to stop, other than exhaustion!

Was having some pretty great sex with my then new girlfriend and reached up to the shelf above her bed to get some lube, without really looking at what I was doing. I did get the lube but also really forcefully knocked a glass of water off the shelf which somehow landed bottom first onto her face - soaking the bed,…