DK is the worst, but let’s not pretend there haven’t been poorly disguised DK shilling in the articles linked in the “You May Also Like...” I clicked on one earlier in the week.

You know how it’s barely Week 2 of the NFL season and you’re already sick and fucking tired of DraftKings commercials?

The picture is a little blurry so it was nice of them to blow it up.

I’d like to reiterate my request that he draws a Thanksgiving hand-turkey with that hand and posts it online.

He’ll be able to do a three-point stance perfectly now.

Oh well, probably everyone here is a bunch of fucking Cubs and Cardinals fans

The biggest problem that I had with Week 1 was not seeing enough about DraftKings or FanDuel. How much money is available? Is it real money? Who can win? Have there been a lot of winners?

The world may never know.

It’s a shame that after all those cool jobs, he’s hit rock bottom and become the 49ers coach.

I’m not a 49ers fan, but I want so badly for Jim Tomsula to inexplicably win every game he coaches because I look at his story, his oddjobs, his demeanor, the fact that he’s had to sleep in his car and how he responded to Aldon Smith’s release and I see someone who legitimately deserves to have good things…

All kidding aside (and I do think Jim Tomsula is a font of silly quotes), he seems like a basically decent guy who has been promoted past his level of competence. So I guess yay that he is a head coach, but too bad that he’ll be the scapegoat when this talent-poor team with a horrible owner fails.

I don’t know, Samer. They need help, but there is a much cheaper option at safety on Washington’s scout team.

Please if you are having suicidal thoughts or just struggling with depression talk to a friend or call the suicide prevention hotline. They’re there to help: 1-800-273-8255.

It’s doctored though; look at all of those fans in the background.

Worst part is that the Cowboys shit the bed all night, just trying to give the Giants the game. And this Giants team isn’t very good and likely won’t be handed too many more easy victories like this one. So, they’ll probably go 9-7 and win the Super Bowl.

They paid good money for those tickets, so you can’t blame them for being a little crabby.

I give this story 1.5 thumbs up.

Right here haters....right here. The Champs are Here!!!

So the Giants were trying to get away with a four-fingered discount?

I know he comes off as a doof most of the time, but he also seems like a genuine good guy. I’m rooting for him.