If there still a franchise tag on the table?

JPP knew there was something fishy, but he couldn’t quite point it out.

And I’m happy for Bill Simmons. They say excuses are like assholes; everyone’s got one. We always assumed Bill was just a giant asshole, but science may now be able to prove he is a collection of assholes matching his number of excuses. You are truly a pioneer, you wasteland of assholes.

It was very awkward when the Baltimore cops showed up, only to shoot Xavier Woods.

To shed a little light on Jay H.S., it is hugged out. They average about four lockdowns a year. It scores by far the worst of any school in the 210. Every teacher I know that’s been there goes to work feeling “is today the day I get stabbed?”

#10 running over to hug the ref is priceless.

The rant went on until Gordon Gronkowski and Henry Vereen pulled Brady Sr away. Galynn could be seen sipping something she had previously hidden in her purse, knowing something like this would happen. Brady Jr, for his part, mostly concentrated at the ground, occasionally looking up to see Peyton and Archie staring…

That’s gotta do something to Goodell’s ego. What’s the word? Like it was bigger, now a force made it smaller? Like the air got taken out of it. Dammit, it’s on the tip of my tongue.

Don’t believe everything you read. I hear it was a shoot.

No picture of said tits? Posting fail!

It’s always hard to hear about some one surviving time in Iraq only to return to the U.S. to die in a car wreck. Or in this case, for George Karl to inevitably throw him under a bus.

Best softball uniforms yet!

Obscurity and this man go hand-in-hand. He went to Texas State. The only thing anyone knows about Texas State is that it's in San Marcos and last call is midnight.

She says she remembers only “flashes”

Huh. I thought working for Gawker you were brain-damaged going in.

Did you by chance see a profile pic for rusev_crush@wwe.com?

Man, I guess it really does take a tragedy to put things in perspective for people. This is the most Marshawn has ever spoken to the press.

Good news for the Mets and Yankees! Everyone with a gambling problem in New York is about to be forced into playing baseball.

So are we trying to get him to apologize for booking Wale?

Actually, last year was a great game despite Tech coming into the game with all the momentum of a tree stump.