Michael Phelps is “blessed” with Marfan Syndrome, a genetic disorder of the connective tissue, specifically fibrillin, a specific type of collagen. https://www.foxnews.com/story/michael-phelps-unintentionally-raises-marfan-syndrome-awareness Most gymnasts have genetic hypermobility, another collagen disorder. Are we…

Joke is on the airlines, I carry billions of emotional support bacterial organisms with me on every flight.

Country with socialized medicine: “We need to do something about loneliness; let’s have a department and do a study”

Gah, I so miss Hole. I really fucking wish Courtney was able to churn out some more great stuff. Celebrity Skin was like the pop record I needed in high school a zillion years ago....

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

The only good thing about Malibu was it actually reminded people Hole had a song with that same title out first and it was WAY better, so better Courtney can’t even see Miley in the rear-view mirror.

(dis)honorable mention: Despacito by Luis Fonsi featuring Daddy Yankee and JUSTIN BEIBER. Because what Beiber did to that song was ruin it with his horrible “Spanish”. The original song is sweet perfection tho.

I have objectively bad taste in music, genuinely like Katy Perry and Taylor Swift and One Direction, and usually like at least half the songs on any year’s worst list. The only song on that list that even I could tolerate was Feel It Still, and that was only for a couple of weeks.

Not saying that Sinead would have been the megastar she thinks she would have been without tearing the picture up.

As a golden girls addict I’m always amazed that they’re meant to be in their 50s in the show. I feel like our idea of what “old” was drastically changed in a short period of time.

Was ‘97 peak Manson? I remember being a kid and so scared of the video that I called my grandpa when I was home alone, so possibly. I remember the 1999 show much more vividly, because it was 9.9.99 and it was the same day Final Fantasy VIII came out.

Confession: tank top and jeans is my go-to outfit to this day because of Sarah Connor.

Seriously, I am so glad I read recaps instead of watching that show.

So here’s a rule to follow everyone: If someone offends a group of which you are not a part of, it is not up to you to decide when people should get over it or accept the apology.

It’s pretty simple really. No car manufacturer wants their cars sitting on the side of the road. It’s a bad look, EVEN if it’s just because the owner forgot to refuel. And because people are idiots and manufacturers know this, they’ve added a lot of padding to the fuel gauge. It’s not an accurate “gauge” at all, in…

Yeah not sure how badly to feel for this guy. So he gets one hour of what it feels like to not be at the top of the food chain? I’d chalk it up to a good life experience!

Lois Smith. Lois. Smith.

This is so sad. There is a way to set up a system where someone comes to the house once in a while and checks to make sure that everything’s OK, or to help if they need support. How could you just take away someone’s kids? Very few people are better off in foster care. The foster care system, at least in NY, is broken…

Damn. Australia just went to the top of list of places to think about moving to if it becomes necessary.