I think the most hilarious thing about the “tapes/no tapes” thing is that 45 (inadvertently, obviously) pretty much made sure that no one questioned Comey’s testimony. Because Comey (and the general public) were under the impression that there were tapes of their conversation, Comey now had incentive not to lie about…

I get that, but the employee doesn’t get to decide the requirements of their own job. The answer to “who cares where it happens” is “her boss,” apparently. And the “who cares how many hours we work if the work gets done” thing is extremely telling too, because that’s what people say when they’re not working a full day…

Well when he gets out in 3 months I’m sure he’ll be a changed person.

I gotta say that what’s wrong with this is far, far more than just “eeeww gross.”

“When I saw that picture, it just made sense to me,” Jones said. “They say you can’t see the picture clearly if you [are] in it, but if I was outside this picture I would have seen the same thing.”

Okay but can we also talk about him getting a mandatory sentence of 19 years for stealing a cell phone? Like in what world is that a proportional punishment?

What do the dickhead voice of the UFC and all their top promoted stars have in common?
White.

Ya I mean, if you asked me to pick the dude most likely to be racist after these two episodes, it would obviously be this idiot.

Just once, I’d like to read an honest divorce announcement. That reads like something their publicist already had on file, it’s the most generic, empty statement I’ve ever heard

She could have wild nympho sex with him and it would still be rape if he fucked her while she was sleeping, even if it was the same night and she was sleeping naked.

There are a lot of bad things about George W. Bush. But by all indications he and Laura Bush were very good parents.

I am pretty sure in his heart W. was pro choice as well, and pretty liberal on pretty much every other issue outside of fiscal. That just wouldn’t work for him politically. I am not saying that makes him any better. I just don’t think he sat at the dinner table preaching against a woman’s right to choose.

I know this isn’t a very extreme case of it, but I honestly live for women who grow up and say ‘fuck you’ to their fathers’ restrictive view points.

Pretty sure that’s Jared Leto in Dallas Buyer’s Club, but whatevs.

I think parents who have to smoke to tolerate being around their children are kind of pathetic and I'm not sure why the author is bragging about it.

My FAVORITE story is about how Dan Savage once interviewed a man who married his horse. He politely and respectfully interviewed this guy, asked about the details of how their “marriage” worked, whether the horse could consent to sex (apparently, if a powerful, thousand-pound animal is within kicking distance and…