Lots of women have no male attention. They end up as “cat-lady” stereotypes and what-not. Lots of female losers out there. If you stopped focusing on the super-model looking ones you’d see that real women don’t have sex flying at them left and right.

Also, if absolutely no-one wants anything to do with you, then maybe that’s the natural consequence of being at the intersection of Not Hot and Dimwitted. You’re not owed sex. Hell you’re not even owed a decent life. You’re owed NOTHING.

Instead they get a whole bunch of attention they DON’T want. You, as a man, don’t have that problem.

Billie Lurk is part asian, I’m pretty sure, which changes the shape of her eyes and the texture of her hair.

Even the black women have that I Love Lucy hair, in that game.

In a Wonder Woman movie directed by a woman, it’s a disappointing missed-opportunity, yup

BOOHOO THEN! DON’T FUCKING LIVE ON PLANET EARTH.

People can hire you and they can fire you. Deal with it. Move on.

No, it wasn’t! It was exactly NOTHING. Why are we, as Jezebel visitors, even being asked to turn our attention to this thing?

Alina Gonzalez needs to run to her bedroom and slam the door and cry on her bed like the unemployable teenage girl that she is.

Jezebel, I used to come here for feminism stuff.

Sometimes I forget that the other side of Jezebel is this basic shit that only tabloid and reality-TV consuming women would like.

I mean this…

Not with adults using words like “evil”, no

I think what you’re getting at is that Cosby convinced White America that he was trustworthy. That he wasn’t like the rest. And they believed him wholeheartedly. Which made it so hard for them to finally accept that he was raping white women the whole time, which is like the most niggerish thing a black man can do.

Calling people “cucks” whuttt? These are elected representatives. No-one is cucking John McCain.

McCain serves his country. He was literally just in Australia on our TV’s, and now he’s back in the US on a hearing committee. He’s as old as my old dad. I would be super tired and bad at my job if I was him, and I’m 34.

What…

She has a cross hanging from her neck. Jesus was helping. I call cheating.

That’s wonderful. And to Dan’s face, too.

All those things are grouped together in the bible. They are starting from that base point. So they can be creative with grouping all that stuff together, because to them and their bible it is the same.

“Holy” books have a lot to answer for.

It was originally used for an American Indian falling off a horse. It’s definitely stock audio, but from several Hollywood eras ago.

It’s so, so good. It’s just a wonderful scream. And yes, hearing it everywhere is funny, because it’s been used so much.

I’ll still always imagine an Indian Brave falling off a horse…

Women can be gay and kick ass, and look good doing it, just like MEN CAN.

It’s feminist. Enjoy it.

She’s brainwashed. She doesn’t know any better. Just reflecting her environment.

I had magic mushrooms and it felt like being poisoned. I got some trippy effects, but mostly I was incapacitated and confined to a toilet.

Black women are the best human beings. Deal with it.