Its like getting robbed by a unicorn. A unicorn that sucks at basketball.

I don't get why people think this is only about enriching construction companies. John Fish, chairman of the Boston Olympic bid, would never go for that. Oh wait? He's the CEO of Suffolk Construction, Boston's largest construction company.

Oh you poor naive soul.

Why knock him for ignoring St Louis? The rest of the country does that, too.

We have to stop criminalizing teenage dumbassness.

to be fair, Drew doesn't seem to care much for the 'never upset anyone ever this is a safe place' party line.

I don't personally know any of the guys who drink beer at the bus stop all day and then start falling down on each other after lunch but I think I can safely assume they are alcoholics. I also successfully convinced countless medical professionals that I was not an alcoholic for years.

Dude, are you an alcoholic?

Yay, misogyny! Keep doing what your doing, buddy. Die young and do us all a favor.

A significant part of Drew's argument, though, is that Manziel's parents DO know him and they thought he had a problem.

Hey buddy shut the fuck up

I'm going to be off the bandwagon.

Well, his parents thought he had enough of a problem to send him to counseling for alcohol. I don't think that's normal, even for a shitfaced 20-year-old.

Nah, he's an alcoholic.

Do you know anything about Johnny Manziel to support your argument?

It was pass interference though.

That username is fucking awesome.

You mean like those of us who keep our guns unloaded, locked in a safe, and wouldn't dream of letting our children near them? I'm so excited to be an emerald sphinctered mermaid!