Awwww, a parody account, how adorable.

And so begins the dance that ends with Baltimore and Rice romantically tangoing into next season to a rapturous round of applause.

Excellent deployment of the "no u" tactic. I take it back. I'm sure all your 6th grade pals think you're hilarious, kid.

I'm actually neither. I'm a dude on the Internet currently replying to someone who took a dumb joke way too seriously and sounds like a real life-of-the-party kind of person.

I prefer coconut water.

Listen, no need to get salty. Enjoy your strange synthetic almond liquid; just kindly don't perpetuate a perversion of the English language under the guise of "tradition."

Strange Synthetic Almond Liquid, you mean.

My mother-in-law and occasionally my wife will drink milk with dinner.

Ok

I'm quite aware of Franken's bibliography, but all of those books were written after he suspended/ended his acting career to rededicated himself to being a political activist and aspiring politician, which makes a big difference.

It helps him come off as relatable. If you're demonizing the elitist educated liberals, you don't want to come off as an educated know-it-all.

Thise sure are books he wrote after he put his acting career on hold and rededicated himself to political activism, which helped with being taken seriously tremendously.

I'm talking about his fight to be taken seriously, not his hypothetical election against an unknown opponent.

When did I say entertainers make awful political figures?

Fairly. Are you familiar with Jon Stewart?

Franken had a fight too and given that none of Franken's comedic material (or very, very little of it) was politically tinted, his fight was nowhere near as tough as Stewart's would be.

Can't edit this in because Kinja sucks:

"But for the 17 years, he has stood just outside the political arena, DYING to jump in and start throwing punches at everyone."

I think 95% of Fox News is an act, but in O'Reilly's case, it's probably more like 98%. He knows how to get attention and he knows the audience he's playing to.

No way.