Dear Baltimore,

That really hit home.

Excellent deployment of the "no u" tactic. I take it back. I'm sure all your 6th grade pals think you're hilarious, kid.

I'm starting with the man in the mirror (Ooh!)

"having good ideas or being a gifted public orator don't count for shit in Washington" and that is something we should all be deeply, deeply ashamed of.

I've always been amused by the O'Reilly/Stewart dynamic. They rile up each of their respective demographics to hate the other and they're both laughing their way to the bank because of it. They're both charlatans and I'm a bit proud that they can pull off the act so expertly as to fool everyone all the time. …

Looks like Seth Rollins will be gaining a lot of new gay fans as a result of this nude photo leak which is always a good thing for increasing your fan base in the WWE as wrestlers know this already and do acknowledge their gay fan base . The 2nd picture of Seth laying down is the "money shot" so to speak all the…

I need a bourbon after that Giving Tree recap.

Fuck the Giving Tree and its unreasonable standards of parenting. I want to retire not be a boat for my kids.

So he beat the charges too. Bastard.

"When he loosened his grip slightly, I said, 'Just do it. Kill me.'"

Looks like he paid her off. This is Hardy surprising.

Keister play remains especially popular in Detroit.

Sounds more like the mayor of Moonshine, amiright???

Execute these fucks.

First to say those kids should be tried as adults.

And what's the benefit of the NFL going with a cipher of a branding scheme, rather than with an actual nonprofit that does work or raises money? Seems pretty obvious: No More allows the NFL almost complete freedom to brand itself as deeply invested in women's issues.

Aw, one day Blount will get a shirt with his own nickname on it. Of course it will also say Krispy Kreme.

Lynch: 24 carries, 102 yards, 1 TD, 1 catch for 31 yards (that kickstarted what should have been Seattle's game winning drive)