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Geep Chryst. Geep. Chryst.

Honestly, Lynch having nothing to say doesn't even make their jobs harder unless they work for Shit Marshawn Lynch Said This Week magazine. The Seahawks have plenty of players and staff who will give the drooling sports media masses all the soundbites and quotes they need.

If he's looking for attention, it's because he wants to put what a dumbass policy this is on blast.

Nnnnno. No, he justifies (well, as much as anyone can justify that kind of money) that expense by being an exciting player to watch play the sport that is his profession. He only mocks you and though your lack of self-awareness prevents you from doing so, it's easy to see why.

He's probably live it.

When this first became a "thing," Lynch was getting fined, he was paying his fines and everything was cool. The system was working.

"Sports media" could.

But that's the thing.

Watching the media deal with Marshawn Lynch is like watching a man bash himself in the head with a hammer and then complain about his headache.

At this point, I wonder if Tim is Roger Goodell's Kinja account, because no one in the real world thinks like this or believes any of this shit.

This presupposes that if Lynch were allowed to opt out of talking to the press, all players would, which is not true.

Bingo.

Didn't read the part where he doesn't like being mentioned by the media or given credit for things, huh?

however, if that escalation is not clearly defined in the contract you sign and the degree of escalation is not only arbitrary and completely at the whim of a single person, but also inconsistently applied to certain violators and not others, that's OK?

Right, that's YOUR job. Since nobody's fired Lynch for this and no one will, that means his job and your job are not the same job, something you probably already knew.

Was this guy forced to trade his gig in the tech bullpen with the sports guy and write a football column as a result of a lost bet or something?

So he'll still be allowed to play and collect the same paycheck?

So tell me, if Lynch, when asked "what's going through your head right now with the Super Bowl only days away," offered "you know, I'm just focused on hitting the field and playing at my best" or some shit about Jesus or some regurgitated Gatorade ad copy like every other football player who talks to the media,

So far as I can tell, the "he should just suck it up and do what Papa Goodell tells him" stance, when boiled down, becomes "he should be forced to do things he doesn't like because other people are forced to do things they don't like and everyone should be forced to do things they don't like because [points behind

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