Alternately, if you aren't the super-sensitive skin type:

I lived in Denver for a month or so on business back around 2009 and I'm stunned they don't have city officials handing out striped V-neck t-shirts, thick-frame glasses and a printed copy of Pitchfork's latest music reviews to all travelers at the airport, so when I saw that "gluten free" topped any sort of actual…

Right, that's what I was saying you were.

I don't think he's one of those, but it seems like you may be one of those.

One can defend one's right to publish something while also condemning the content thereof. It's not an all-or-nothing deal.

They're totally going back to sub-3,000 circulation once this whole thing does down. People just need to buy copies now because doing so MAKES A STATEMENT and MAKES A DIFFERENCE. (Fart noise)

"1. Why would they buy a product that they know people often commit suicide to escape from working at the factories that make this stuff.

Plus, isn't St. Louis a baseball city that only pays attention to the Rams because they feel obligated to given their presence? I think city officials may be overestimating how much the citizens would REALLY miss the Rams, long-term.

Or...

Jones seems to have been able (until now, I guess) cycle his cocaine use to never fall within in-competition timeframes whereas I'm shocked Nick Diaz has never shown up to a weigh-in with a lit joint dangling from the corner of his mouth.

That was my thought. People are so used to him firmly inserting his soapbox into his ass, climbing up onto his high horse and donning his BEST HUMAN EVER hat before lobbing truth bombs upon the proletariat that when he mentioned a hot button word like ALCOHOLIC, nobody took the time to realize his take was lukewarm…

Sounds like it. He seems awfully upset about people telling others they may have a problem. Maybe he's heard all this before and is more than a little defensive about it.

"YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT JOHNNY MANZIEL."

I feel like you're not so much reaching as much as not looking at the big picture. Mental illness isn't really the focal point, here.

Two exist and two do not. You have helpfully grouped them accordingly. What's the point?

Just to clarify this for the dumb-dumbs:

They are the reason they lost their kid. Fuck them.

You ain't kidding. I'm glad he's all happy with his gift, but goddamn, I kept waiting for blood while the kid was repeatedly putting his fingers in the blades.

Providing a lesson on why all drivers need to be aware and expectant of the person in front of them hitting the brakes, whether there's a reason for it or not.