I can’t wait until the Rays-Marlins World Series in 2543 and all you haters have to eat all your dumb snark about how bad Florida based MLB teams are.

I have nothing to back this up but I think Longoria asked to be traded to a possible contender and the Rays obliged while protecting the face of the franchise. Unless he specifically gave it up in his contract, Longoria should have 10 and 5 rights and could block this trade if he wanted to.

More specifically, the rebellion has always been underfunded and the ships are typically small and scrappy. I understand for a brief period the New Republic funded Leia but the bombers in Jedi are ridiculously clunky and oversized. Nitpicky (but hardly so compared to this article) but why not stick with B-wings from…

Because until Admiral Haldo’s attempt, it was a commonly held belief that light-speeding through another object would transfer you to an alternative universe where you were employed editing an automotive blog.

Closer to Dutch tulip bulbs.

No. For a Ponzi scheme, there has to be someone paying the interest on older participants’ investments with the deposits made by more recent investors.

Somewhere, Charles Ponzi is smiling...

Do you understand the kind of genius that goes into reverse-hash decryption when working within the constraints of a pseudo-logarithmic development environment? Are you even aware of the post-algebraic formulas necessary to overcome the hurdles of modern multi-level crypto-economics? Have you tried to surpass the…

Crypto currencies will only get truly investigated for fraud after one or more large investment houses get totally burned by it. That’s after the taxpayer bailout, of course.

I’ve invested tons into crypto currency and it has granted me some new and exciting possibilities! Not to mention my new bachelor pad!

Go ahead and mock imaginary investments all you want. Last December I invested 10 grand in thoughts and prayers when they were trading for $3.78 a share. Soon after the Vegas and Texas shootings demand hit a premium and I sold at $22,000 a share and cleared a cool $58 million.

Every time I read or hear about crypto currency, the phrase “Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain” comes to mind.

So, is bitcoin just a ponzi scheme?

Midwesterner here, you description of Midwest bar pizza is 100% on point. A really great Jack’s pizza. Like a girl from the trailer park dressed up for prom.

Let’s be clear. This is your fault. You deserve to get bashed on this.

Minnesotan here, it isn’t and isn’t a thing (big example jump here, but it’s relatable to me, it’s akin to how being Jewish is both a religion and a race :P ).

So you’re against net nuetrality? Either you goofed and actually wrote exactly the opposite of what you meant, or you’re proving the point of everyone you think you’re successfully arguing against.

Congratulations. You helped make this happen.