Come on now. $5m is WAY over their budget.

Say the Mets offered him a $5mil/per extension AND a coupon book with things like “1 free back rub from Fred”. Think that gets it done?

After reading this, I want a remake of “Train Spotting,” only with cheddar cheese addicts instead of been-there, done-that heroin.

Diet Coke with caffeine, or the decaf? If Trump is doing twelve cans of caffeine a day, he must have a sleeping pill “habit” that’s absolutely terrifying.

Now all we need is the article on all the things people shoved up their asses this year and 2017 will be complete!

The Dodgers wouldn’t have noticed because it’s not a statistic that is counted using sabermetrics

Moore was an MP. He *was* the police. Especially in regards to a fellow soldier.

Moore was an MP in Vietnam. His job was to keep soldiers *out* of brothels. And the UCMJ (or courtmartial judges) probably frown particularly hard at soldiers patronizing child prostitutes.

Moore reminds me of several guys I was friends with in high school who then went the Kampus Krusade for Kristianity route in college, would take winter break trips to Thailand and come back complaining that young Thai women were selling themselves for 25¢. I listened to three or four of their holiest-than-thou…

The door was opened by the NHL.

you don’t actually owe a response to anyone online

“Fake news will tell you that we don’t care for Jews. One of our attorneys is a Jew.”

Actual footage of Trump trying to kiss the female astronauts:

Here, I’ll help: you shouldn’t agree with this. The estimated cost of a manned mission to the Moon is $100B. That is more than five years of NASA budget. If you allocated them an extra $100B, NASA could fund every program on its Discovery, New Frontiers, and Flagship lists (including the longshot ones), put landers on…

This is one of those examples of a specific idea of his (or of someone who whispered it in his ear) that I like, even if it is inchoate. However, we must continue to reject him.

There were minor league teams in San Francisco, Los Angeles, Minneapolis, Kansas City, and other cities before major league teams hit town, too.

Probably against MLB’s (unwritten) rules, but has anybody ever just flipped a baseball team? Buy the Marlins, strip them to nothing, run ‘em for a year, then sell them to a Vegas consortium for a profit of three or four hundred million. Easy money.

At this point Jeter might as well cut a used car salesman style ad.

Can’t even make it to the winter meetings. Jeets is showing about as much range as GM as he did at shortstop.

“I see nothing suspicious whatsoever”
- Kevin McHale