Only the married ones? :)

“Now, son, you wash off that gavel when you’re done with it. With antibacterial soap. Lots of antibacterial soap!” — The Speaker

If your mommy lets you back on the internet tomorrow, I do hope your second day goes better than the first.

Yeah, he was having a strawberry phosphate with Lana Turner in Schwab’s Drugstore when the Wilpons dashed in and announced, “YOU! You’re just what we’ve been looking for! We’re gonna make you a General Manager®!”

He promises to do those things because he won’t be a GM if he doesn’t.

This might work — drawing to an inside straight does sometimes work, too — but I really get the feeling that he got the job because he promised to field a technically competitive team (playing for .500 and occasionally in sight of the second wild card) while cutting team payroll and slicing non-necessities like…

What Trump & his obedient Republicans are really trying for is a two-tier citizenship: one level where you’re allowed to live here and scrub the floors and pay taxes and pay taxes and pay taxes, and the second level where you permit others to live here and vote and pay no taxes.

If you drop the “infotainment issues” from the study, how much does that change the rankings? I’m neither attacking nor defending any automaker, but it seems to me that the internet connection/radio/whatever shouldn’t be weighted quite as much as a transmission that doesn’t work or airbags that don’t open.

When a president* has to follow Pence’s lead in condemning terrorist acts, you know you’re dealing with a truly weak, cowardly individual.

Couldn’t they just invite the Mercurochrome-soaked...oh, sorry, sorry, sorry!...the bloody blood-soaked bloody sock to throw out the first bloody pitch? 

Um...I was bowling. But I didn’t have my niblick and didn’t make the green.

I encountered a troll this morning on the Minneapolis Star Tribune’s FB page who was seriously equating people being mean to him on Facebook with other people sending functional bombs in the mail.

I got to see Blair Brown as the Bad Girl in “The Crucible” at the Guthrie in Minneapolis, back in the mid-70s, and I’ve had a crush on her ever since. :)

(Again, the replay official did not say West was “right.” The replay official only said that there was no conclusive proof West was wrong.)

Even as passengers.

It should talk. There should be a string in the back, and when you pull the string, the lips move and the head talks.

I believe you’re right about that. A bust should have head, shoulders, and the upper chest. This is more like...I don’t know...a full-head death mask?

I guarantee that he’s already checked (or designed) his results, given that he comes from a worldview in which “one drop of black blood” makes you black.

“Piece of shit doesn’t like people calling him a piece of shit.” -- film at eleven.