I expect them to remember Poise counts!

He’s definitely the Patrick Bateman of the Donald’s children.

It’s hip to be square! Dun, dun, duh, duh-duh-duh-dun!

TENAcious little fuckers, eh?

After the first few, he could’ve used the abbreviation TLTTCCWTWS.

Canola oil makes a great lubricant.

*Squints*

*YAAAAAAAAAAAAWN*

Beg pardon.

Queefer Sutherland.

After reading the bit about the tainted polar bear meat, I have a theory on what the name Schatzgraber might actually mean...

All those things you mentioned suck, but, who doesn’t want physics-defying horses in Skyrim??

Nintendo. The George Lucas of console makers.

“Shut up, East Meg One.”

What’s going on in your personal life that makes you feel the need to bring your brand of hostility online behind a mask of anonymity?

Grow up maybe? 

And where’s that confounded bridge?!

Work in progress:

Anyone know the Dovah for “that’s nice, dear!”?

It’s both those things and more... It’s a state of mind, man; you don’t know unless you’ve been there, man! It’s like FREAKING ‘NAM, MAN!!!

Jesus fucking Christ, cut her some slack, “Renegade”.

Me and my hard-drive are suddenly feeling quite patriotic. Brings a tear to my eye *sniff!*

Fuck me, I thought that was Uwe Boll for a second...