That should count for two. He was clearly inside the three point line.

Jeopardy should be a cabinet department, IMO

Sorry Steven, you’re wrong. The fact is that “TV movies” in the traditional sense barely even exist anymore beyond The Hallmark Channel. I would concede that a film designed to fit the rhythms of commercial breaks and edited for time by default is a very different beast from a theatrical film, but Netflix clearly…

Because even the commenters who race to the comment section to tell people how above this nonsense they are and we all should be are still clicking these posts. There are tons of more serious posts on Jez that get few clicks and comments, but these always get a healthy amount of traffic even from (probably even espec…

I have nothing of substance to add to this discussion. But I like commenting here. So I wish everyone a happy Friday.

The two Temecula jokes have to meet in Temecula.

How’s this for perspective.  When Harper’s contract is over Bobby Bonilla will still have 4 more “Bobby Bonilla Days” to get paid.

To put it in another perspective, when it’s over the Mets still owe Bobby Bonilla 4 more years of payments.

At her pace, could she have gotten lapped while on the first loop and then just unthinkingly followed the people who lapped her?

If they only ran one loop, they would have gotten their 6.4-mile split across then ran on to the finish line without doing the second loop.

Wait wait wait. Hold on. Temecula already has a thing. We can’t have TWO highly insular Temecula jokes running around here at the same time.

To really put the duration of this contract into perspective, when it expires, R. Kelly will try to have sex with it.

Poop is still a better name than Cory.

Would you suck dick to fire Dolan?

“They traded assets for a player they could have drafted and cleared cap space to sign free agents that won’t come now. Great trade for the Knicks! A+” - Ernie Grunfeld

This dumb dumb team. This goddamn Fyre Festival of a sports franchise.

Kristaps and Luka. This is the dream I didn’t know I had 6 months ago.

Los Calientes from First We Feast. Applewood smoked with a slight bit of heat and a great tasting sauce.

Los Calientes from First We Feast. Applewood smoked with a slight bit of heat and a great tasting sauce.

Tapatio is the king, because it is adds hotness without killing the flavor, but also it is $4 for 32 oz. I know there are hotter and more specialized, but the price and balance makes Tapatio the best everyday hot sauce.

Tapatio is the king, because it is adds hotness without killing the flavor, but also it is $4 for 32 oz. I know…

They should just put Gritty in net, it’s the only outcome that makes any sense.