What a joke.
HartsyFartsy
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Ureña more like Urine-a AM I RIGHT?
Jose Reyes will be one hell of a guy to remember one day.
Just gonna leave this one here:
HEADS UP FOOTBALL IS WORKING PEOPLE
2017-Payroll: $242.1MM Rank: #1 Win World Series? No.
I was there. The fucking roof was open for the first 12 innings.
Well, there’s also no other sport where the players wear pajamas and scratch their junk for 3 hours.
WHY DONT THEY STOP THE GAME?!
Do we think this was enough to get into the bar across the street?
Serious question: could San Juan support a MLB franchise?
Phantom of the Process.
Don’t sleep on Mookie Betts-a Very Fast Man-getting best to the infield dirt by those relievers on their “dutiful jog.”
But the whole clubhouse is jerking off with coconut oil so it’ll be fine. IT WILL BE FINE.
No funbag this week? Can I speak to your manager?
Something something something SUTTLECOCK! Comedy!
We called my grandpa “Ace,” which is a story in and of itself. He was a crotchety old man after his stroke, but still managed to be a sort of amateur philosopher. Some of my favorite sayings of his were: “There are only two kinds of beer: warm beer and cold beer” and “If you’re in the water up to your waist, it…
We’re importing golf from Mexico? SAD.
It’s just reality TV for 18-25 year old men and they do a phenomenal job of playing to their intended audience. Once you stop trying to view it as a sports site and more as pure trashy entertainment the rage begins to recede.