What a joke.

Ureña more like Urine-a AM I RIGHT?

Jose Reyes will be one hell of a guy to remember one day.

Just gonna leave this one here:

HEADS UP FOOTBALL IS WORKING PEOPLE

2017-Payroll: $242.1MM Rank: #1 Win World Series? No.

I was there. The fucking roof was open for the first 12 innings.

Well, there’s also no other sport where the players wear pajamas and scratch their junk for 3 hours.

WHY DONT THEY STOP THE GAME?!

Do we think this was enough to get into the bar across the street?

Serious question: could San Juan support a MLB franchise?

Phantom of the Process.

Don’t sleep on Mookie Betts-a Very Fast Man-getting best to the infield dirt by those relievers on their “dutiful jog.”

Does “loosely poop-themed” mean it’s only about diarrhea? If so, I believe a friend of mine might have some questions.

But the whole clubhouse is jerking off with coconut oil so it’ll be fine. IT WILL BE FINE.

No funbag this week? Can I speak to your manager?

Something something something SUTTLECOCK! Comedy!

We called my grandpa “Ace,” which is a story in and of itself. He was a crotchety old man after his stroke, but still managed to be a sort of amateur philosopher. Some of my favorite sayings of his were: “There are only two kinds of beer: warm beer and cold beer” and “If you’re in the water up to your waist, it…

We’re importing golf from Mexico? SAD.

It’s just reality TV for 18-25 year old men and they do a phenomenal job of playing to their intended audience. Once you stop trying to view it as a sports site and more as pure trashy entertainment the rage begins to recede.