If it wasn’t for bad luck in my groin area I’d have no luck at all in my groin area. 

“Everyone in prisons says that, of course”

They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…

Since this also happened to a young college student in Iowa, I’m sure the crowd that was upset about the murder of Mollie Tibbetts will be up in arms about this as well.

Why are we letting these foreigners come into our country to be murdered?!

This is really going to complicate his supreme court confirmation hearing in 2052.

Somewhere, on a Breitbart podcast, Curt Schilling not-so-quietly wonders to himself: “Why couldn’t I have just retired with my career record at 88-14?”

When it comes to a career total of wins, 69 sounds awesome in theory but then you do it and realize it actually sucks.

The umpire failed miserably, and Serena also is at fault for reacting poorly. I genuinely don’t understand why that is so hard to comprehend.

Yeah, that’s a pretty disingenuous reading of that. I think the ref failed miserably, and I also think Serena reacted poorly and contributed to the bad scene. Nowhere did I place all the blame on Ramos, but thanks for operating in good faith.

My sense from reading various tennis-knowers this morning is the coaching violation really was a pretty ridiculous call, given the circumstances and what was being penalized. But also Serena definitely came unglued, possibly because she was getting pushed around by Osaka.

She should have slapped the shit out of that official, I applaud her restraint.

She’s one of the most unfairly criticized, and mistreated athletes in her profession. What you call “worship” others call balancing the scale to the poor treatment she often receives

I hope someone puts together a highlight reel of all the coaching this guy’s ignored and all the obscenities he’s ignored from male players. The violation for coaching was chickenshit at best, and that game penalty was fucking absurd.

Thanks Beth, your article serves as journalistic lodestar to the rest of this nation.

The Raiders ponied up a ton of money to move to Vegas, pay a man 100 million dollars who last coached when George W Bush was in the White House, and won’t budge to pay the best defensive player in the AFC who is entering his physical prime? Are we sure Al Davis is dead?? 

It’s an invitation to play taps.

They’d love to replace her with Tammy Loren. Does she know anything about sports? Who cares! She’s a pretty blond woman who talks!

The point is not that Beadle is easy to replace, it’s that ANY of these sausage necks would be equally as easy to replace as Beadle, so they should just shut the fuck up and settle down about the “importance” of their “work.”

I don’t know, it seems like maybe the reason she gave for not watching football is a more important issue for the sports yakkers to address than the effect not watching has on a morning show? Maybe?