When your acting is ONE GIANT WINK at your audience. Look at me! I’m acting! I’m Mariah Carey the actress!

That is exactly it. Because to tell him “It’s right there.” is saying that his communication was ineffective which is one of the biggest infractions there is with high ranking scientolgists. They may as well have pissed on a portrait of L. Ron Hubbard right in front of him.

What’s weird about it is that they can’t tell him that it’s right there. It’s not about the cookies.

I like that Jennifer is kind of exactly how I thought/hoped she would be.

I’ll raise you a Guy Fieri with normal hair:

Chrissy Teigen is one of my fucking heroes. She’s hysterical and I love her.

I guess I appreciate Adele’s voice, but to me a real singer has to be able to dance too

Who WOULD be a good director for an HH Holmes film?

Let me axe you something, would you recommend it?

It’s nothing like a selfie-at-Auschwitz. The people there weren’t put there through genocide. They weren’t murdered on site. They were dead already. It’s like bunking at a cemetery. Only the grave yard is under ground.

Ok, not a Perez Hilton fan but have to leap to his defence here. Any parent of young kids knows that they see you naked constantly. In the morning my bathroom is like a rave in Ibiza (only not fun), we’re all running around naked trying to get ready. Any accusations of Hilton being a pedophile for showering with his…

The anti-vaxxer movement is a constant reminder that a large chunk of the population would rather their child dead than like me.

Anti-vaxxers are guilty of manslaughter. They are a blight on society.

They’re so concerned about ending the autism “epidemic” that they’re creating actual epidemics out of preventable diseases. Fucking incredible.

More like Goodbyemen.

I totally did not know that’s what that was called.

She’s had some really decent roles and seems to work really steadily. She tends to pick more indie type movies which is odd, seeing as she did Two and a Half Men. I loved her in Win Win and, although her part was smaller, Shattered Glass.

all i got out of it is her friend name is Gryphon

You know, one day I’ll be mature enough not to giggle for thirty seconds about the couple fighting over their Dog’s sperm being named the Wangsnesses.

WHAT