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Solution: just like in real life, gentrify that original run down neighborhood, jack up the price of the apartments there, and flush the low income folks out.

Counterpoint: nah.

Kojima trolled us hard, I hate Raiden.

Where’s that biting Destiny, a game where the first paragraph of Kotaku’s articles is more compelling than the first 4 years of content, snark that’s kept me reading your articles?

I hate the word! But yeah, dismissive? Sure. Vague box, likely android console, just read that they plan on crowdfunding it. Hitting all the wrong switches for me.

Probably The Division and work on my third character. Still looking for the loot! 

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My favorite part was the awkward silence in the theater when the lights came on and everyone thought to themselves: “That’s it?”

Man that Sony conference was shit. Not sure if it was worse than Bethesda though. That’s what happens when you release a half assed incremental upgraded machine I guess. You get stuck in some sort of release limbo.

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A release date for the FF VII remake.

And yet they failed to listen to fans in many other ways: No dedicated servers, no 60fps on consoles, no actual matchmaking, no separate balancing between pvp and pve, pvp casual vs hardcore (now everything is 4v4 wtf?), a useful dpad for something other than emotes, etc.

God, a lot of this just rubs me the wrong way. All I can hear is “We want you to have fun, but we want you to have fun the way WE want you to have fun.” God, step off and just make some new maps every once in a while.

They’re trying to fix the wrong things... They’re balancing the game for PVP when the selling point is PVE. And while trying to balance for PVP they missed the biggest issue: people with poor connections. They didn’t add dedicated servers and I’d be willing to be they still lump NA with SA and the Philippines. This…

So all I have to do is wait for Destiny 4 then and I will be totally happy? Actually, I really enjoyed vanilla but the DLC was a bit of a let down for me. (Played Dark Below and House of Wolves.) My biggest gripe was the lack of matchmaking on an online multiplayer game. I’m curious to see how this one plays out.

Are we sure the guild matchmaking is going to work? I remember with The Division, if you joined a squad and your gear score wasn’t high enough, they’d just kick you and restart the matchmaking. I’d love for the new system to work, but I can’t imagine a clan (guild) wanting to spend extra time holding the hand of…

While I understand what they’re going for when Bungie says they’re trying to offer a matchmaking-style that’s consistent with how Bungie wants the game to be played, that’s exactly what bothers me about it. It’s entirely up to Bungie to make the game they want, but I’m not a fan of being told “this is how we think you…