The Nintendo Switch is D.O.A.

Ranking the killstreaks in this video. 

Thanks to this video I’ve learned they’ve been pulling this trick since the 80s. Terrible.

There’s absolutely zero indications that this isn’t going to be an exception to Nintendo’s formula. It checks all the boxes.

I’d still be playing it if it wasn’t for their shitty policy about matchmaking. Dropped it after their third DLC and haven’t looked back.

Buy it at three times the markup price from a scalper on eBay.

Nintendo is addicted to intentionally keeping stocks low and create faux high demand. How many times have they shot themselves on the foot with this?

So this is what the Sonic people who got booted from Sega have been doing all these years.

Their launch lineup is probably worse than the Wii U. We have Zelda, and some other stuff I don’t want to play.

Their hardware shortages are the only gimmick Nintendo can’t just quit. It’s like Nintendo Crack.

• The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Nintendo’s secret weapon: keep stocks low so people become desperate to get it. Most people who want it won’t probably have one until next year.

That’s only $650 on eBay after scalpers get the ridiculously low stock Nintendo is sure to deliver.

If they don’t announce there will be plenty in stock, and not just on eBay, you should expect business as usual. Console stock shortages, title launch delays, lukewarm third-party support, unreasonable proprietary restrictions, underpowered hardware, did I miss something?

The only way you can make these sneakers more 90s is if they came with Saved By The Bell reruns.

Even if you have Windows installed, Mac laptops have hideous integrated graphic cards that can only run a game like Skyrim as a slideshow, specially if you run Windows through a virtual machine.

There are certain laptops with a fruit logo on their backs that come with a operating system in which you can’t play Skyrim. The other ones, no problem.

Undertale.

I have like 40 games on my Steam cue I’d like to finish. I’d be happy if I finish at least half of them by the end of the year.

Destiny still has a matchmaking ban.