So this is what the Sonic people who got booted from Sega have been doing all these years.

Their launch lineup is probably worse than the Wii U. We have Zelda, and some other stuff I don’t want to play.

Their hardware shortages are the only gimmick Nintendo can’t just quit. It’s like Nintendo Crack.

• The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Nintendo’s secret weapon: keep stocks low so people become desperate to get it. Most people who want it won’t probably have one until next year.

That’s only $650 on eBay after scalpers get the ridiculously low stock Nintendo is sure to deliver.

If they don’t announce there will be plenty in stock, and not just on eBay, you should expect business as usual. Console stock shortages, title launch delays, lukewarm third-party support, unreasonable proprietary restrictions, underpowered hardware, did I miss something?

The only way you can make these sneakers more 90s is if they came with Saved By The Bell reruns.

Even if you have Windows installed, Mac laptops have hideous integrated graphic cards that can only run a game like Skyrim as a slideshow, specially if you run Windows through a virtual machine.

There are certain laptops with a fruit logo on their backs that come with a operating system in which you can’t play Skyrim. The other ones, no problem.

Undertale.

I have like 40 games on my Steam cue I’d like to finish. I’d be happy if I finish at least half of them by the end of the year.

Destiny still has a matchmaking ban.

To me, newspaper comic strips peaked in the early 90s with Calvin & Hobbes and The Far Side, plus Dilbert and Garfield were at their funniest.

I’ve only played the campaign of Titanfall 2, and the platforming element of the game makes me wish Respawn could take over the Mirror’s Edge franchise.

When the Witcher 3 is not in the list of the year in videogame sex, it just feels wrong.

The reason pirates are more successful against Nintendo is the experience they offer is better than the official products. Apple is another company that wants tight control between their software and hardware, yet the people who jailbreak is a small percentage. Apple made sure the common folk will have a better…

I think instead of Nintendo playing a game of whack-a-mole with people “infringing their property” they should figure out why consumers are driven to this. Treating consumers like crap should be a hint.

Limbo, in color.

Finally. A 2016 best-of list that contains Superhot and Stardew Valley. Hyper Light Drifter would have been the cherry on top.