At first I was going to rant because I thought they were lock by micro-transactions. But this is not reason to raise pitchforks.

I’ll buy when porn is widely available.

Anyone here knows a site that I can find news about The Division? I don’t play the games Kotaku wants me to play, so I feel left out.

Overwatch hasn’t been released yet but you wouldn’t know from all the marketing. What if the game comes out and flops?

The only news Kotaku bothered to put about The Division the day of the expansion was a bug on XBox.

You mean the finished one that has stuff not based on your opinion of what's interesting?

Look, I’m not saying that it’s not news, but certainly not the only news, and specially when they publish every fart that comes out of the Bungie offices. Kotaku has mistaken this site for a Destiny forum, or is at minimum, getting paid to do so. I spent the whole effin’ day waiting to know who was the first to finish…

So there was a new expansion launching today and the ONLY thing Kotaku has to report is something negative about it.

Now there’s just an over abundance of the word “cool” in the Kotaku Destiny headlines. They have seriously gone out of their way to report every pixel in the game.

Is this from Destiny beta, or the finished version in third person, set in New York with an area called the Dark Zone?

The 90s was the most awesome time to be alive. We need no further proof.

I didn’t know, and now I want to grind them as long as I can. I get a rush from the Russian Consulate at the library when the shotgun guys spawn.

The problem is that the game is set in the middle of the Winter, and if there’s a season for shitty clothes, Winter must be it.

That’s my dealbreaker with Destiny. The sad thing is that it’s completely unnecessary. Someone who worked at Kotaku must be fired from Bungie so they can finally fix the game.

The grind needed to reach DZ50 is inhumane. I thought only Destiny could get away with that grindy nonsense.

Yeah, I was so bored this weekend that this game forced me to play another game. Unfortunately it was Firewatch, so two hours later, I was back to the Division with nothing to do. One of these days, this game will force me to go outside and get fresh air.

I got a leather jacket with the logo. I’m not wearing anything else. The hats have not reached TF2's level yet.

Your loss if you want to miss the clusterfuck that the Dark Zone is going to become with those random supply drops.

File under: Rearranging the deck chairs of the Titanic.