It’s great when you realize that your only takeaways from a “Magical Era” such as this will be a video of some dude eating horseshit and a statue of a backup QB sponsored by shitty beer.

$150? That’s a good deal. You must’ve gotten the Philly Special. 

Wentz was broken for like a year. Been off the bench for five minutes and Philly fans are all like “WHY HAVEN’T WE WON THE SUPERBOWL YET? BRING ME FUCKTOMB 2!”.

Falcons fan here. We’d love to be 2-2 right now.

I know they’ll never do it, but preseason games (in any sport) shouldn’t have overtimes. The only players who would take such a situation seriously are the ones who need to impress to get a job anyway, and they’re already giving 100%.

Found the moron. 

Please give more to the owners. They’re not rich enough yet

I think it’s pretty ignorant to begrudge any dollar NFL players can get from the shitbags who own these teams before they’re cast aside to live out their likely shortened lives with a laundry list of medical problems.

Sure. The money is definitely better going to Paul Allen. He needs it much more than the guy putting his health on the line on the field.

“It would seem that the FBI really doesn’t do that,” the president said in response to a reporter’s question about Ford’s call for the FBI to look into the matter before she agrees to testify at a Senate hearing.

America is a horrible place full of horrible people.  No offence.

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

Spittle Caesars 

“Honey, please tell me you aren’t going out of the house dressed like that!”

It’s almost like his outfit perfectly explains how he’s so comfortable doing that.

If raping dozens of women over the course of decades isn’t enough to derail your standing as “America’s Dad”....

That’s why he shouldn’t have that much money to begin with. A heavy tax on anything above a million a year would probably help with this issue in the future.

“No no, it wasn’t the inadequate emergency response that killed thousands of people, it was our decades-long refusal to fix dangerously outdated infrastructure or invest in our fellow (non-white) Americans that ended entirely predictably.” - somehow a viable GOP talking point in 2018

On the plus side, Buffalo can now start a QB who failed to complete 57% of his passes in a middling Group of Five conference, never won anything of note, and was only Honorable Mention All-MWC his last year.

He was not the problem with the movies. I’m honestly really bummed they’re apparently not giving him a chance to actually shine.