“It would seem that the FBI really doesn’t do that,” the president said in response to a reporter’s question about Ford’s call for the FBI to look into the matter before she agrees to testify at a Senate hearing.

America is a horrible place full of horrible people.  No offence.

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

Spittle Caesars 

“Honey, please tell me you aren’t going out of the house dressed like that!”

It’s almost like his outfit perfectly explains how he’s so comfortable doing that.

If raping dozens of women over the course of decades isn’t enough to derail your standing as “America’s Dad”....

That’s why he shouldn’t have that much money to begin with. A heavy tax on anything above a million a year would probably help with this issue in the future.

“No no, it wasn’t the inadequate emergency response that killed thousands of people, it was our decades-long refusal to fix dangerously outdated infrastructure or invest in our fellow (non-white) Americans that ended entirely predictably.” - somehow a viable GOP talking point in 2018

On the plus side, Buffalo can now start a QB who failed to complete 57% of his passes in a middling Group of Five conference, never won anything of note, and was only Honorable Mention All-MWC his last year.

Once I was out of cereal so I just crushed a whole sleeve of Oreos in a bowl and poured milk on it.

THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER

I once ate an entire box of Fruit by the Foots for dinner, so I really can’t criticize anyone else’s culinary preferences.

What the umpire did was basically arrest Serena for jaywalking. Illegal sure, but it also comes across as picking on her. And Serena isn’t exactly new to unfair treatment

She should have slapped the shit out of that official, I applaud her restraint.

She’s one of the most unfairly criticized, and mistreated athletes in her profession. What you call “worship” others call balancing the scale to the poor treatment she often receives

I hope someone puts together a highlight reel of all the coaching this guy’s ignored and all the obscenities he’s ignored from male players. The violation for coaching was chickenshit at best, and that game penalty was fucking absurd.

I’ve been going to Arby’s since November 2016.

This is proof that God doesn’t exist, there is no good in this world, nothing worthwhile ever lasts, and the inexorable emptiness of the universe awaits us all.

You missed posting this at 4:20 by two minutes.