The fact that being a Tennis Ump doesn’t give you immediate twitter verification is proof the system is flawed and should be destroyed.

But Greeny is somehow more qualified to “explain the intricacies of a zone blocking scheme or break down a jet sweep?”

Every once in a while I consider joining Nextdoor or getting on the neighborhood list serv to meet new neighbors and get to know them better. Then I read something like this and remember that I'm fine with a head nod when we're bringing the garbage cans in together being the extent of our relationship.

As someone who has loved baseball ever since Harry Chappas was thrown out trying to stretch a triple into a home run at Old Comiskey Park, sabermetrics and the technological revolution have sapped some of the wonder out of the game for me. As a young boy I spent days creating my own MicroLeague Baseball seasons discs…

As stupid as the specifics of Werth’s rant are (nerds! computers on the field! MIT grads who never played!), I think his overall point is different from the reactionaries during the sabermetric revolution. He’s not saying bunts are better for helping win games than home runs, or that advanced metrics are preventing…

I still maintain that, while it may be a more efficient brand of baseball nowadays, it definitely isn’t the most entertaining form. And I say this as someone that probably watches a couple hundred games a year.

It’s bliss not paying attention anymore to these formless fuckwits. Call me when they get some new ownership and fire everyone in management.

He definitely never played for the White Sox and definitely shouldn’t have won the Cy Young. Move along, folks.

this is a good point. that word does have certain political and gendered connotations, but fuck if it doesn’t roll of the tongue when talking about his ass. from now on, though, ima just call him a wimp.

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

Players have essentially been told that they can no longer tackle the same way they’ve been tackling through their entire football-playing lives, and they are understandably confused and angry about this.

Man, I just can’t bring myself to wear any even slightly-related version of Trump shit. Not even parodies. I saw a Sierra Club version that said “Make America Green Again,” which, cool, but still.

Or just lose the Helmets altogether, then just like in Rugby & AFL the players will naturally defend themselves

Mr. Sendejo, it may be time for a different line of work.  You just admitted you’re not a football player, but a headhunter.

I really don’t understand the controversy - don’t lead with your fucking helmet and you won’t get flagged. It’s literally just requiring that pro football players tackle the way you’re taught to tackle in Pee Wee. This, among other things, is one of the changes that needs to be made to reduce the health risks…

I’m rarely on the side of NFL management, (and even in this case they’ve fucked the messaging up) but the players don’t know what’s good for them if they’re going to revolt over this.  The NFL sees the writing on the wall, and knows it needs to get LESS violent if it’s going to survive.  The status quo will lead to…

And trim those sideburns, Mattingly!

Never go to the Dells.

But probably one of the first time's he's eaten out.

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