Well, the fucking police had to respond to a call about a guy who just had to take a piss, and would have caused no harm in doing so.  Isn’t that the government being called to solve a problem that doesn’t exist?

LOL! You fucking piece of garbage. God, what a horrible fate - to be able to afford a fucking $500 dinner, and then to have to STAND, in a BATHROOM, for 30 seconds, next to someone who has no home. God, the fucking HORROR FOR YOU. Much better, I guess, that people without homes just shit and piss outside all over the…

Unless you are a young, enormous black man this might not be an apples-to-apples comparison

Michelle’s got that look where you just invited someone into your room but you don’t remember if you put your vibrator back in the drawer or it’s just sitting there on the floor next to a pump bottle of lube.

I don’t understand your point. Of course 85% of RBs would kill for that deal. But 85% of RBs aren’t the best RB in football. It’s crazy that football fans have been conditioned to believe the tripe that the league is doling out.

According to police (take this with a grain of salt)

“Exhibiting the exercise of a constitutionally guaranteed right”

Well he ran a successful business, so in the republican world that makes him qualified for any leadership position.

What’s crazy is the blurring of the line between “these baldface lies can be deployed as useful truth-undermining tactics” and “why yes, a cabal of thousands of bureaucrats is somehow managing to engage in a large scale conspiracy without leaving any kind of paper trail, these are my beliefs.”

Coming up at 5, Oven Hot Takes with Papa John

“Better Ingredients. Better Pizza. I once saw a black dude getting dragged behind a truck, man.” 

Nice, something you could put on your tombstone.

+ Uno

Double-or-Nothing on James Woods

I still got good money on Chris Bosio slipping up during an interview about why he was fired.

The month is still young.

I didn’t take it as an insult.  More like a question mark over my head like...what?  But it is what it is.  No harm, no foul.  

Because both used to be in the other league? It’s not complicated. The Astros flipped not long ago. It still seems weird to see them as an American League team. The Brewers thing is starting to fade for me.

Agreed. The inter-league play makes both the NL and AL obsolete. It would be nice if the DH rule was refined to apply to both leagues (where “refined” could potentially also mean “scrapped”), and both leagues were disbanded.

Gotcha.