This is a butt take. 

“Honestly, I’m not a big fan of this play with nobody out...”

One man can’t be that smooth. He just can’t.

“Let’s keep forgetting and remembering the same guy.”

The absolutely perfect teammate for Lebron, I mean, it would be Steph Curry right? Hit open threes, Make LeBron impossible to double, find LeBron for Lobs, take the scoring pressure off him...LeBron on the Warriors would be 100x more fun than KD.

There are no winners in this fight.

The prelim is just going to be them dropping the corpse of Andre the Giant onto Wee-Man and seeing what happens.

Filed under: “If Limp Bizkit was a sporting event in 2018.”
This is honestly so fucking dumb and dangerous I’m stunned it’s not a Bellator fight.

Stumpf, when asked about this nickname, pulled out his best Mariah Carey impression.

Fuck you, I laughed out loud.

Can’t get in trouble if you are adding -er, -y or -s to a last name.

I told a coworker today, this is why you stick with unoriginal hockey nicknames. Can't get in trouble if you are adding -er, -y or -s to a last name. 

You know this is a lie because there’s no way any baseball person bothers to call Daniel Stumpf anything more creative than Stumpy. Except Cal Ripken.

I said this elsewhere, and I’ll say it here.

The intended sarcasm might’ve been more effective if Billy didn’t actually hate the USMNT.

Agreed. I couldn’t tell if this was a serious Trumpian rant, or a parody of a Trumpian rant.

It’s another shitty Billy post. Cliff notes of every single one of his articles: Messi good. Ronaldo bad. MLS very bad.

If Haisley is in the byline, you should always know what the answer to that question is.

How did this dude star his own terrible take 12 times?

I think the article is somewhat referencing an incident on Twitter, where Landon Donovan publicly announced his support of Team Mexico (considering what's been going on in the US), and then got ripped apart by US soccer fans and some of his teammates since Mexico is our soccer rival.