I approve of any and all breaking of unwritten rules.

One thing with the NBA is almost every team’s biggest star or next big star is black or foreign or liberal so they have a direct competive interest in kneeling. What I’m trying to say is Aaron Rogers is a coward

“Big Dookie! 9-1-1!” - Tim Horton’s manager

Does that mean the Premier League sucks ass too?

Uhm, NO. If they wanted no one to enter the restaurant because they were closed, lock the door and let patrons out as they leave. In any case there was NO NEED for the off-duty(HA) officer to lay his hands on anyone. As someone said below, if Samantha, Becky and Karen were in the bathroom, it wouldn’t be a problem.

Anyone who’s worked service knows there’s a such thing as a locked door. If a restaurant, still filled with people, is so pressed at the thought of additional people entering for any reason, why not have a host posted at the door to guide patrons out and refuse new entries? These women ‘strolled in’, ‘ignored staff’,…

I know. It’s their worst season ever and it appears to be all downhill from here.

To Barry’s credit, this is by far the worst season in the history of the franchise, so he was at least right about that.

Dear [NAME]: since you’re in Vegas where you’re allowed to bet on sports, please show your betting slip from October and consider donating a portion of your winnings to charity.

Not to be an asshole, but how hard would it have been for two grown men to fight off an emaciated 100-pound cat?

It’s not a fucking persian cat, man, it’s a fucking mountain lion with huge claws and longass teeth and 5 million years of instinct to go for the throat. They’re like 8 feet long. We are helpless meat bags with our jugular veins totally exposed and, in this case, spandex armor.

My guess is, very hard, and I do not ever want to find out how hard that is. Just toying around with a housecat gets me fish-hooked from time to time.

They are terrifyingly strong, from head to tail. And their claws are razor-sharp. I wouldn’t fancy the chances of the strongest man on earth against one of them.

You say emaciated, I say predatory animal with large teeth and claws that will do anything to eat and survive.

Depends, how sharp are your teeth and fingernails?

pretty tough, unless they were armed.

Our bodies are not built to fight large cats. We have thin skin that doesn’t do a good job protecting our vitals from large claws and huge teeth. We’re good at problem solving and throwing things, and we’re built to do some physical things quite well, but fighting large cats and bears is not what we excel at.

Kinda hard to re2pect this a22hole anymore.

Catapult those mushrooms into outer space and I’ll try it.

Carb nightmare or not, that looks fucking delicious.