I mean, he gang-raped a girl. Right now we are seeing a wave of powerful men being held accountable for their past actions. A head coach for an NFL football team gang-raping a girl seems newsworthy to me.

There you go, Aaron out old, dirty laundry.

“Tent cities, eh? Go on...”

Rather than benching your best player for a whole game, you should bench him for four consecutive quarters instead to save hurt feelings.

I have nothing but great memories working here and covering four World Series, three Super Bowls, three NBA championship runs, a Stanley Cup and two U.S. Opens.

They want to be recognized for setting a world record even though the bar was lowered! What are they, middle-aged white men?

I don’t think any of those people would spit on Lance Armstrong if they saw him. That’d be a really weird thing to do.

This isn’t surprising. Texas Iron Man seems like he’d be in favor of the draft, as well as against abortions and kneeling for the National Anthem. Also, Tony Stark’s company’s biggest shareholders are probably the Koch brothers in this universe.

If you heard the smokey eye, Aunt Lydia, or softball coach jokes as jokes about her appearance, that says more about you than it does about Michelle Wolf.

Someone should remind Maggie Haberman that her newspaper was singlehandedly responsible for disseminating, with none of the fact checking that they were supposed to do, all of the propaganda that brought us into a war with Iraq and cost a half a million Iraqi lives. For the mouthpiece of Judith Miller’s former…

MAGA Haberman never fails to disappoint.

Fuck Maggie Haberman.

She is awful.

And as always, Maggie Haberman was the Ground Zero of Dumbass Motherfucker Tweets on this topic. Motherfuck the New York Times.

Punching up is not bullying, it’s trying to stop the guy up top from stepping on your fingers.

Talk about “going balls to the wall”...

Had he not been thinking about baseball he would have won. :(

There’s some stiff competition there.

Usually, a 3-legged race involves 2 people. But not like this.