This list could be an interesting episode of Let’s Remeber Some Guys

Tino Martinez had 22 chances to get a hit off of Bartolo and never got a hit off of him.

Amazing how far back he goes. He faced off against Todd Zeile. I can’t comprehend how Todd Zeile’s career overlapped with somebody that is still playing today.

Does anyone know why he would do something like this? Does the Head of Team Security’s jacket count as memorabilia these days? Was he planning some type of Ocean’s 11-style heist involving impersonating Mr. Walker? Inquiring minds need to know!

I can’t help but think some part of it is Baez being a Hot-Headed Latin Guy (tm) who needs some instruction on How To Play the Game and the Unwritten Rules. Hence repeatedly putting your arm around him and such like he’s 12 years old.

Especially when there is no rule in place against it. You may not like it, but so what, call the league afterwards and address it as a gap in the rules. Otherwise, let the boys play.

Not to mention: If sign stealing is part of the game, so is preventing your signs from being stolen. “Get better signs”? Or get your shortstop to run interference so you don’t see the signs. What’s the difference?

You laugh, but that 11 year old just got a full ride at Duke.

I enjoy anything that turns professional athletes into children bickering on a playground.

In all seriousness, I do wonder if that’s the same gun Craig James used to kill five hookers at SMU.

Just give him a tie.

When the Marlins ownership group gets together, Jeter can’t see the sucker.

I am professional athelete, am going to beat a reporter at a sport. And then I will feel good abut it.

“I can’t wait to get you on the golf course” is the adult version of “My dad can beat up your dad!”

Admit it, you checked Twitter to see if I was lying. I was.

Like a stereotypical TJ’s fan, all I could think of was “...that all-natural apple-cinnamon oatmeal, tho...”.

I thought they have different breweries do the different respective styles. Couldn’t find anything too recent, but this TBT article from 2015 says as much. Either way, I agree. Good beers, especially for the price.

Lukewarm take: “prepackaged” is one of the silliest words in the English language. You wanted it postpackaged, perhaps?

hot take: trader joes is a bunch of prepackaged garbage not worth getting in line for.

I think your tinfoil hat is a little tight, try loosening it a little and stop with the fucking koolaid