Derek Jeter promptly quits team

If you're going to be foolish enough to reference women's soccer...

They did just as well as Columbus' NFL, MLB, and NBA teams did this year.

clearly you've never visited either city. Atlanta is a shithole. Columbus is actually quite nice.

Atlanta responded by having Paula Deen hire Dominic Oduro and Tony Tchani to work her next catered affair.

Do Canadians really think that we still give a shit about the War of 1812?

Sit in traffic for six hours and you might think differently

This reminds me of when Montreal Impact similarly taunted DC United about the War of 1812 and nobody noticed except the three belligerent Canadians that troll every Deadspin Olympic hockey post.

That'd be odd, considering that about 54% of Atlanta's population is black, and that the city has long been considered a black mecca.

Give Columbus a break, they're ecstatic about the Blue Jackets and their franchise-best 7th place finish in their conference.

If this tweet makes a Southerner feel shame for his ancestors' actions that's a good thing. There's nothing to be celebrated in the Confederacy.

Because the supporters groups in Columbus are representative of...like, literally anything.

Wow, inflation is crazy. For most of the year, this team was only twelve Bucks.

George's smile says "GREAT TO MEET YOU."

On the flip side, how many hundreds of thousands of people in this country have bipolar disorder and how many of them didn't something this premeditated or stupid? It's also not his first brush with the law, apparently, and all the evidence is leading me to believe that while he has a mental illness there's more to…

[drops vape pen, dons fedora] quick! to Reddit!

Any time someone brings up banning fighting in the NHL the fanboys insist fighting is necessary so players can police themselves to prevent these types of hits. Clearly it is working...

I thought fighting in hockey was supposed to police the game to prevent this kind of thing...

God, hockey fans are the absolute worst

That was one hell of a pitch. Started the video over five or six times before getting to the actual 'comment.'