Actually, don't get drunk, because you're going to make it easier to get hypothermia.

You are aware that Wisconsin is a moderate state which has voted Democrat in the last five elections right?

No, as a Midwesterner I was bitching because this storm became a story only when it approached the East Coast. CNN even called it a "Nor'easter".

Drinking booze when it is freezing is actually the worst thing you can do. Link

And there will surely be some shirtless obese idiots in the crowd just trying to get on TV.

"If you ignore that advice, at least be sure to get good and drunk before you get to the stadium."

I have a disproportionate amount of hate for the whole "wear your huntin' orange to Lambeau" thing. Aw shucks we just got out of the tree stand! No. You wear your team's colors like the rest of the league.

I call BS on those posters. No one lives anywhere off The Coasts, except for Chicago.

people that have been brainwashed into thinking that freezing your ass off is manly.

"jus' god punishin' them san fran queers n packers!" - Mike Priefer

" your personal activism has nothing at all to do with your job"

But how far can he HOLD a football?

He was making a joke, dummy.

Are you actually surprised your coaches didn't want you helping the Bears and the Packers?

I kind of feel like Chris Kluwe's "activism" stopped being about the actual cause and started being more about Chris Kluwe a little bit ago.

If he never recovers, his family should press F1 for help.

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This piece is just in time for Anchorman 2. You gettin' some of that Dodge Durango money?

Yeah! How dare people use their personal Twitter accounts to use something that they found funny. And double middle fingers for those assholes forcing you to read/look at/acknowledge it! Fuck those people. Great work guys. Stay Classy.

I didn't know it came from Anchorman, and I am neither an 8-year-old nor a liar. I am, instead, someone who can't stand Will Ferrell and don't watch any of his movies.