This is what happens when you announce a technical alpha with a lot of fanfare, but only invite a handful of people and allow them to stream. Other not-so-lucky people that didn’t make it in will want a piece of that pie.

Blizzard continuing to win over hearts and minds

If a stranger claiming to be a PI wanting a picture of me holding documents came to my house they would get the door slammed in their face and the hounds unleashed.

This stuff is hilarious, Blizzard looks like a adult with an inferiority complex, someone should send them a pamphlet about depression.

Nope. It’s great as it is. And the review explains perfectly why that is. 

This show should have been a SIX episodes limited series at most. It would be phenomenal at that length, instead of intriguing in fits and bursts like it is now while mostly eliciting frustration. It’s a shame, because all the parts are there and you can so clearly see the makings of an amazing series here. Who…

I’m so happy that two of my most beloved shows in recent memory (The Good Place and 30 Rock) had such satisfying well earned endings. This episode was perfect. 

We’re not allowed to give A-pluses. (But A-plus.) 

An A? Just an A? If there was ever a time to pull out the A+, this was it. This will go down as one of the best series finales ever.

“Millions long for immortality who don’t know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.”

Right, but once you’ve lived thousands of years and you’ve done literally everything you’ve ever wanted to do, what’s next?  That’s what this episode is saying - we race around on earth learning and doing new things and it’s exciting because we know we have a limited time in which to do it.  We know that we’ll never…

Taking another page from fiction, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Wish_(Star_Trek:_Voyager)

Or they could make ANOTHER door you can walk through whenever you want that wipes your memory.

“Reality” is a bold way to describe the sentiment “existing eternally in almost any circumstance would be unbearable”. I suppose you have evidence?

I think the critical reception of this year’s crop of King movies just proves how goddamn hard to please modern genre fans are. In the Tall Grass was weird and trippy and occasionally scary as hell. Pet Sematary lost a bit in its final few minutes, but was harrowing for most of its runtime. It Chapter Two was merely…

FWIW my wife walked in on me watching this and said that she just couldn’t deal with the voices. Sure, maybe that’s women hating on women, but I don’t think it’s necessarily true that being turned off by this show means you’re a part of the patriarchy.

Ted Danson LITERALLY KICKED A DOG and we were like aw, he seems nice. What a brilliant thing to include, in retrospect.

All good points.

It's a shame that a lot of new people are going to come in knowing the twist at the end. I hope they can appreciate how all the clues would have worked as jokes without that additional context.

Get Disowned was my favorite album of 2012 and Painted Shut is already in contention for my favorite this year. Hop Along > (almost) everything else.