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Harry Dean Learner
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Yeah, but he has *insert issue* that doesn’t line up with 100% of all of my beliefs so he’s been cancelled. You can’t work after being cancelled. That’s not how this works!
Whatcha talkin bout, Willis
I’d like to be un-grayed, too!
yeah, my assessment was kind of harsh but the internet is for spicy takes
Dolittle is the “Cats” of Winter 2020.
I woke up to find that somehow a flock of crows had hovered over my car long enough to take a massive shit all over it. First day of the new year. Perfect....
Excited for “Medical Police.” Especially cuz I had no idea it existed until now.
And him knocking his mother over the stair rail. There are a lot of “holy shit did that just happen??” scene in that movie.
CEO: “You’re damn right you're fired. Now I want-”
Disney Exec 1 - “This sounds an awful lot like a Deus ex Machina”
Just a heads up: If you get shitty or mean in these comments I’ll remove them. Go be an asshole somewhere else.
He might also be on the wrong website if he thinks movies are not worth analyzing.
And Ill be the basic bitch who thought that was the biggest eyeroll moment of that overrated borefest, even worse than the “only the key characters left standing at the end of The Long Night” moment in GoT
I think The Omen is a much more entertaining movie than The Exorcist. They’re both trashy, but The Omen is trashy fun, while Exorcist feels like such a chore to watch.
I’m glad someone on staff was willing to cite the Avengers Assemble moment. I was afraid I’d have to be that basic bitch.
“Okay, so Gregory Peck learns that his young son is really the antichrist and that he has to kill the kid with a mystical dagger.”
Nothing says ‘holiday spirit’ quite like a vanity cameo by a psychopath rapist criminal who has illegally abducted tens of thousands of children and thrown them into squalid concentration camps.