His live “improv” alone says he’s a hack. Me, I don’t remember laughter personally though. 

You want me to post me taking a dump, which I do about as well as Plant sings? I mean, it’s the equivalent. 

I play guitar and it’s a Gibson Les Paul and Zep was great...when I was 13 :)

No, it’s kinda accurate. Plant is a hack, Page was a great session guitarist but a heavy blues cliche, Bonzo is an overpounding wannabe prog rock drummer relagated to playing “heavy blues” and JPJ....well, he’s actually immensely talented.

I dunno, I feel like you have a divorce agreement that is equally sad. 

And yet you’re in the grays, champ. Let me ask you: what’s your favorite song lyrics: the ones about underage sex and lemons, or the ones with terrible imagery of Hobbits?

More like “Shit Zeppelin”. I agree with everything Helper says to Brock Samson about this over-rated, second rate blues rock band.

This site has done this list before, although I thought I rememered Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer on here. Edited - never mind, my browser skipped it.

Better than his impression in “Pump Up the Volume”?

Well, there’s Lane hitting on the cheerleader who dates the entire basketball team, there’s the school dance, the teacher hitting on Lane’s ex (How would you feel if I took out Beth...)

No Massacre at Central High? COME ON!

That movie (Dangerous Men)....WOOF. 

I’m thinking of you, Manos the Hands of Fate. And The Castle of Fu Manchu. And the Creeping Terror.

Now I’m wishing such a thing existed...

I thought they ended the shows early because those spandex shorts he wore back then had cut off his circulation....live and learn I guess :) 

What, you never saw Guns N Roses back in the late 80's/early 90's? Now THOSE were the days of really late starting shows.

First, I love the Garth Marenghi picture and second I love Dracula vs Frankenstien (Al Adamson picture) and Zoltan unironically. But I also love bad 70's horror films. 

So basically he saw Brazil and the original great ending, and thought how can I make it so, so much crappier. 

Oh man, we are on the same wavelength. I legit saw him in Vice Principals and it was like a revelation. 

Which version though? I think there’s a few variations on the theme aka the sort of hair metal one, a country version...