Yet another case for our Elder’s to give us Pithy Quotes.

WOW WILL HAVE TO SEE IF THE LITTLE LADY LETS ME PICK ONE UP GOBBLESS

Yikes, do y’all have 2 Shillings on staff now?

What in the actual fuck is happening in this article?  Are you guys at Jalopnik ok?

Not a boomer, would happily drive this ass backwards into a tree.

Shade coming from the same generation that gave us [rare] NFTs?

I used to do work like this. we had a guy at the docks that would call when a container ship full of TV/VCR combos would come in, he would tell me what truck and what highway it was on

First thought:

ah shit.  where are sandra bullock and willem dafoe

And OP won’t buy either of them!

His NAME was Robert Paulsen.

Another member of the “well-regulated militia”?

Maverick Viñales!

MENDOZAAAAAAA!

The Pepsi comes with 2 dogs. The one-dog Pepsi meal is $5.3....something. Picture got cut off.

It's a shovel. Don't ask what's in the golf bag.

But after you buy all of David Tracy’s cars, what would you spend the other $52,000 on?