“(weird to imagine that Lego people have tiny little skulls)“

Can’t their rivals just, I don’t know, fucking raise their own level of performance? If someone is else is dominating then you need to step up your game, don’t just sit there and cry about it.

This is the automotive equivalent of crowning. 

Not as confused as Owen Bellwood.

Rumor has it that kids that used to smoke weed in dorm rooms would put a bunch of dryer sheets in a paper towel tube, then exhale the weed smoke though it to keep it from smelling or setting off the smoke detectors. Just a rumor though. Definitely didn’t do it myself. No sir, not me. Never.

IIRC (and I might not) the crash should have been survivable, but Earnhardt refused to wear anything but an open face helmet. 

There’s also Iconic Motorbike Auctions (doesn’t have as good as a name) which is similar in style to BaT and C&B, by limited to motorcycles.  Good place.

In a perfect FSD world there will be no stop lights, signs, nothing, just an incredible series of TERRIFYING yet orchestrated near misses...basically like driving in India :)

“We all rode in the trunk of our parents’ Pinto and survived. What’s the problem?”

Ugh.. yes, Volvo. Thats quite an ironic statement otherwise.

First In First Out. Sounds like the name fits.

Salesman: *slaps dish* “This baby will hold 5 cats!”

Same, except I used four ratchet straps, which has the advantage of being slightly less expensive, and has every other disadvantage you can think of, and several you might not guess.

Awesome! Now instead of just unfolding a tent on the ground and blowing up an air mattress I just need to build a barn. Too easy.

Tach but make it needlessly annoying

I like how the tach is x2000. So 6 is the redline, but you have to do math really quick so it’s 12k, but it doesn’t matter because you can’t blow up the motor.

Ah yes, The Subura Ipremza TSI B22

I do like that Famous Car

You may recall Jay from this particular Sarah Silverman skit: